Kissing With Mask NOT the Same as Sex With Condom

Experts say…

Wall painting by street artist Pobel in Bryne, Norway.

Kissing with a mask on
I’m not sure what to expect
From such an oxymoron
Would it be the same effect
As having sex with a condom?

Yes, they say, so sinless
And, yes, they are adorable
But their science is as senseless
As my question was rhetorical

For while both suck, indeed
And that’s correct to say
At least condoms succeed
At keeping something at bay

A mask on the other hand
Is a gimmick for a germ
That can easily cross that line

So I hope they understand
That if corona was a sperm
They’d be pregnant in no time

Don’t listen to me, listen to the experts. Oh, and if having group sex, please choose open spaces, according to the official New York City guidelines. That’s actually in the article:

Masks, No Kissing and 'a Little Kinky': Dating and Sex in a Pandemic