Comic verse

Lemon Tart Lover

A true story of cooking, hope and love

Photo by an_vision on Unsplash

My boyfriend is clever, he’s ever-so smart,
He lured me to his place, with a posh home-made tart.
It was tasty and sweet, with lemony filling,
He showed me his bedroom, he hoped I’d be willing.




poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent

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Wendy Scott

Wendy Scott

Brit in Auckland, L&D professional and leader. I can give you dating tips, show you how to train people and help you be the sort of boss people want to follow.

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