Limericks

Limericks, Starbucks-style!

Naughty lattes and mean Frappuccinos

Image by Victor Ko from Pixabay

Siren Call

A Starbucks barista named Byron
Mesmerized by the coffee cup’s Siren
Daydreamed he got laid
By the twin-tailed mermaid.
Instead he got canned. Now they’re hirin’.

Hit Me Again, Dino

A Starbucks barista named Dino
Was known for his mean Frappuccino
His customers tasted
And promptly got wasted
’Cause Dino liked adding some vino.

Gotcha, Matcha

A Starbucks barista trainee
Was making a Matcha Green Tea
She poured in the water
Which should have been hotter
Her customer got it for free.

Photo by Jason Leung on Unsplash

Boo Hoo, Buster

A Starbucks barista named Buster
Was known for his Cocoa Frap Cluster
His inamorato
Loved Cloud Macchiato…