My Dearest Justin

the leaked love note

Joe Váradi
Aug 27, 2019 · 1 min read

by Melania


Justin, it was wonderful
to see you in Biarritz!
We’ve been apart for so long,
was at the end of my wits.

You said it best: Francophones
do it better — 
God I hope the Secret Service
doesn’t find this letter.

I must, with haste, to my prison,
indeed, Orange the new Black — 
I’ll cherish the memories
of your towering smokestack …

Watching your hair rustle
in the Basque breeze was sublime — 
Au Revoir, Mon Amour,
you can invade my G7 … anytime!

😘


dedicated to

No Crime in Rhymin’

poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent

Joe Váradi

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Editor of No Crime in Rhymin' | the Woke Bloke | the Quid Pro Bro ..."come for the sarcasm, stay for my soft side"

No Crime in Rhymin’

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