Never Make Your Bed Again

new year resolution, or life hack for the lazy?

François Boucher: Resting Maiden

Used to make my bed every day
Tucked the corners without delay
Smoothed the sheets in flawless a way
Took much pride in that which I lay

I’ve since learned there is such a thing
As over-coddling your box spring
Doing what Man had invented…




poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent

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Joe Váradi

Joe Váradi

Editor of No Crime in Rhymin' and Language Lab | ..."come for the sarcasm, stay for my soft side"

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