Of Colanders and Tin-Foil Hats

Who’s Crazy, Who’s Sane?

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Mortimer Pratt
Wore a tin-foil hat
To keep thought controllers at bay;
Oliver Sidlow
Covered his windows
In foil-wrap and silver duct-tape;
But Jennifer Hollander
Preferred a colander,
And several good reasons she gave…
“My colander’s brighter, and thrifty, and lighter:
It’s airy in summer and, lined with cucumber,
It doubles a hair masque with thwarting those…

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