Out of Stock

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Toilet paper and toiletries,
A, AA, and AAA batteries,
Nachos and salsa,
Frozen cheese pizza,
Out of stock.

All things dairy,
Juices with the word “berry,”
Cheese, yogurt, butter,
The frozen cheese pizza cutter,
Out of stock.

Milk, eggs, and bread,
Perhaps, soya milk instead,
The classic fish and chips,
Sticks with chocolate dips,
Out of stock.

Fruit Loops, Frosted Flakes, Cheerios,
Oatmeal cookies, animal crackers, and Oreos,
Corn chips, pretzels, and Cheetos,
Cracker jacks, and Doritos,
Out of stock.

Exercise bikes and gym weights,
Fizzy drinks that satiate,
Foods with the word “instant,”
Foods that require zero cooking talent,
Out of stock.

Pasta and spaghetti,
Puzzles with pieces plenty,
Books for colouring and activity,
Art supplies and stationery,
Out of stock.

Dow Jones, Nikkei, S&P,
NASDAQ and NYSE,
Russell and FTSE,
Euro Stoxx and HKSE,
Out of stock.