Though Biden treaded water, he’s in first
(And now attacked for having gotten old)
The middle tier and Warren, well-rehearsed,
Made gains but couldn’t claim they’d taken gold.
Is Yang’s announcement legal? I dunno.
Or maybe just a donor-funded bribe?
But give his guys your email; he’ll bestow
Upon ten lucky families UBI.*
Remember: do not worry what they said
The winner’s crowned by Friday’s talking heads.
*Universal basic income, though ten’s not even close to actually universal.
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