Roe — Roe — No! Sings SCOTUS

Limericks, my choice — reacting to women losing their voice!

Thanks to Gayatri Malhotra on Unsplash for this photo

Supreme Court

Overturning precedent Roe v. Wade
Right-swinging dicks plus a pious handmaid
These justices perjured
Kav lied while he beer-slurred
And again Collins claimed she was played


No abortion after twenty-three weeks
Fifteen’s what the Mississippi law seeks
Texas went for six
Why wait for “heart ticks”
Too late once fertilized— GOP tweaks

She to He

There’s no pregnancy sans a penis
It’s not wise to let yours between us
If your condom leaks
I won’t know for weeks
It’s me who’ll pay for your carefreeness

No leaks? Well, I must beg your pardon
I know you can’t think with that hard-on
But leaked was Alito
His precedent veto
Means you won’t be tilling my garden

Getting Even

With women‘s rights gone, white men’s rights were second
The guys lost their power — not something they reckoned
Former legislators
Women’s rights negators
Never “conceived” their sex lives would be threatened

Maidens-not from each state of the nation
Unite ’gainst men un-woke — sex cessation
When guys lost elections
Girls outlawed erections
Which means no reason to ban masturbation

But still there’s the danger sperm could get out
Scouting for eggs by some clandestine route
The women still frightened
Say laws must be tightened
Castration became law — karma’s turnabout

Did you vote?

Lost right to privacy, everyone’s business
State’s paying bounties so say you’re a witness
Faux Christians in state halls
Ignore polls and phone calls
Proving they lack representative fitness

Are you concerned about hypocrisy?
Big Lies, culture wars, and conspiracy?
Party over country?
Let me put it bluntly
Vote Blue, or you “voted” against democracy!

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Harper Thorpe

Harper Thorpe

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!