Rudy — A Man Four (all) Seasons

Lawn and order candidate got hosed says his sp-Hoax-man

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Twas a landscape firm on the edge of Philly,
Press con’frence planned, seemed ever so silly.
Then you realize, it’s Don’s Rudy Colludy.
Not a Borat film, but a Trump-style B movie.

Seems the last time we saw him, hand in his pants.
He’s back from Ukraine. Barr gave him a chance
to stay out of jail, play litigator,
pushing voter fraud for his fav’rite dictator.

The venue secured, Trump tweeted Four Seasons
Total Landscaping for unknown reasons.
Voter fraud evidence? The press holds its breath
in a parking lot set between dildos and death.

Fantasy Island with porn-viewing booths
distracted the press from rants lacking truths.
Also close by — Crematorium Center,
Rudy undaunted, Trump’s witless presenter.

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