Santa’s Nuts
A Christmas Limerick
Published in
Dec 24, 2022
“Macadamia nuts” filled Eliot’s sock
Elle’s filled with “pecans” and she filled with shock
For they weren’t real
Their whole appeal
Was investing the nuts as if they’re growth stock
Santa got lazy and started to shirk
His usual giving and turned into a jerk
Nuts you can’t eat
Worse than Wall Street
All NFT trading cards that didn’t work
