She’s Got Eggs

A parody of ZZ Top’s song, Legs

Drake Scott
No Crime in Rhymin’
1 min readMar 25, 2023

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Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash

Eggs are back, baby! Let’s all revel in their curvy sexiness with this rewrite of the classic blues rock song.

She’s got eggs, she knows how to cook them
No longer begs, at the store she just took them
She’s holdin’ egg, remembering back when
You would always buy then if you could only find them
She’s my baby, cook with my baby
Yeah, it’s alright, yummy

She will make so many pancakes
She makes omelettes, as much as the pan takes
Every time she’s cookin’, she knows what to do
Everybody wants to see and taste those eggs too
She got a dozen egg mcmuffin
Girl, you cook it right, mmm

She’s got eggs, she knows how to fry them
No longer begs, takes them home to dye them
It’s Easter time, eggs so sublime
She knows what to do, dye pink and blue
Oh, I want eggs, between chicken legs
My girl cooks alright, cooks alright, mmm

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Drake Scott
No Crime in Rhymin’

Humor writer (and creator of lots of other artsy fartsy stuff) Follow me if you like poetry, humor or if you like to think a little sideways sometimes.