Silly Animal Rhymes — Bison

jokes from the prairie

“You have the face for it,
use what you got, son …”

artist: Sue Coccia

Give a warm round of applause
to our bearded bovine sage
lumbering his way up
onto center stage …

Ladies and Gentlemen!
It is my great pleasure
to impart on you
some of my comedic treasure:

What did the buffalo say
when his kid left for college
to broaden his knowledge?

‘Bison!’

Haven’t you heard bison
tell rhyming jokes before?
Sit back and buckle up,
’cause here come sev’ral more:

What do you call
a couple of bison
meandering aimlessly
toward the horizon?

‘Lost!’

How about a bison
— tell me the plain truth —
who manages to get himself
into a phone booth ? …

‘Stuck!’