Size Doesn’t Matter
It works both ways
I have come across many a penis in my time
some of which deserve great rhymes
and others I should have declined.
None of them will win beauty prizes
no matter how much they claim it rises.
But I think it is time we cheered for the underdog
time to celebrate the petite little log
big dicks are such spotlight hogs.
Because size does not really compare
to someone who has a bit of flair
and knows their way around the derrière.
It is not the size that makes us come
just ask what we would find fun
and you can blow our minds, hun.
Worrying about size will not get it done
a pregnancy scare is not the one
so just have the right size condom.
No more shaming what is out of our control
open and honest sex is the goal
no matter the size of your flagpole.
And besides
we all love a chocolate mini roll
especially one you can eat whole.
