Sonnet to JD Vance

Gregg Sapp
No Crime in Rhymin’
Jul 26, 2024

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Head shot of a snarling senator/ vice presidential candidate JD Vance, taken at Rickenback Air National Guard Base, Ohio
JD Vance/ US National Guard photo by Ralph Branson

Circumstance does sometimes compel changed minds.
Second thoughts, further review have merit
because things don’t always go as designed
an honest conscience is forced to bear it.
In politics, though, flip-flopping earns scorn.
Candidates are measured by convictions — 
except, perhaps, when ambitions adorn
empty principles with useful fiction.
What gives, JD, a blunt “Never Trumper,”
who once maligned him as “douchey,” “noxious,”
a “villainous” “a-hole” from the dumpster?
Your bearded, lickspittle rebirth shocks us.
Vance has called Trump “America’s Hitler,”
yet now would let him marry his sister.

Gregg SAPP is the author of the “Holidazed” series of satires

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Gregg Sapp
No Crime in Rhymin’

Gregg Sapp is author of the Johnny Appleseed novel, "Fresh News Straight from Heaven" and the Holidazed satires, the latest being "Mother Fracking Earth Day."