Sonnet to Wifebeater Shirts

Joe Váradi
No Crime in Rhymin’
Sep 4, 2022

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credit: HeyMaaa / Boardwalk Empire

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Ubiquitous mainstays of mobster flicks
Iconic undergarment lacking sleeves
Well-suited to dispensing blows and kicks
To miscreants and shady lowlife sleaze.

A rather more unflat’ring undertone
Has led this fashion staple to be linked
With male domestic partners who are prone
To walloping their wives — let’s be succinct.

Perpetuated tropes on silver screens
Suspenders often added for pizzazz
James Caans and Cannavales, Jimmy Deans —
Accentuating upper muscle mass.

I wonder does this garb have staying power —
Or will it fall on history’s discard pile?

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in the style of our king of sonnets, sappgregg

sonnets are such a fun and versatile form, here is my collection of ‘em

Sonnets and Nonets

14 stories

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Jan 8, 2020

High Expectations Nonet

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Jan 8, 2020

Getting Hot and Steamy on a Sunday

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Jun 16, 2019

He Won Because …

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Nov 15, 2020

the pointy stack o’ bricks

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Mar 17, 2021

Bare Naked in a Sleepy Village

1 min read

Oct 31, 2020

Joe Váradi
No Crime in Rhymin’

Editor of No Crime in Rhymin' and Language Lab | ..."come for the sarcasm, stay for my soft side"