Stuffy Nose
Just a slight inconvenience
A stuffy nose
it really blows
yet it does not
‘cause of the snot.
I sniff and snort
almost a quart
of yucky goo
now it’s gone, whew.
Nope, now it’s back
this gunk attack
will make me shriek
yes, I am weak.
Grabbed a tissue
for my issue
I blew with force
and drained the source.
Wait, what is this
I can’t dismiss
all of this blood
a nose flash flood.
Too much blowing
caused this flowing
what was a snout
is now a spout.
It will not stop
I need a mop
to clean this mess
and make progress.
It hasn’t changed
I’m now deranged
blood keeps pouring
my poor flooring.
“Somebody help!”
I’ll scream and yelp
but alas, I
admit I’ll die.
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