Suck and Squeeze for my Honey

Just bee-cause

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I’m twitchin’ my antenna
From Paris to Montana

Singin’ Bee bop a Lula
Shakin’ it like the hula

On a love tour for bees
Both here and overseas

So no one does forget
B in da alphabet

For we did commission
A spellin’ competition

Seinfeld made a movie
Sting’s name is groovy

If you’re looking for a chap
Get one on the Bumble app

Hamlet stressed, To bee or not
Chose badly and was fraught

When you call someone honey
Baby, you owe us money

This talk of birds and bees
Makes us go, “Oh puhleez.”

The birds don’t do shit
They are so unfit

We arrange the entire sex
Just ask all the rednecks

We suck, squeeze, play cupid
For all the plants, stupid

Orange, Apple, blueberry
We make them all, mon cheri

So next time you eat fruit
Give us bees a salute