The Ballad of Hogan Torah and His Ex the Poet

a sonnet of schadenfreude

Joe Váradi
No Crime in Rhymin’
1 min readSep 3, 2021

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Behold poor Hogan Torah and his Ex
— Alas, the lengths we go to for some sex —
For years he praised her highfalutin verse,
Although he found it labored and perverse.

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