The Birds and The Bees — Limericks, Please!
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1 min readMay 28, 2020
Speaking of Sex
The bumblebee said to the bird,
“I’m wondering what you have heard.”
“If you’re speaking of sex,”
She replied, “I’m perplexed —
But if half of it’s true, it’s absurd.”
Eggs-actly
A robin complained in her nest:
“I wish he would give it a rest!
I married a leg-man
But now, since the eggs, man,
He’s crazy about my red breast!”
Who’s Sorry Now?
A hedgehog grew weary of dating.
He proposed. They began consummating.
But her spiny bottom —
Well, one of them got him —
He’s presently recuperating.
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