TrumPooning Tunes

The Blame Game

Sung to Shirley Ellis’ The Name Game←Play it, Sing it

Harper Thorpe
No Crime in Rhymin’
2 min readMar 20, 2020

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Of Course, late-to-the-party Trump Deserves Blame for the Coronavirus Crisis (Image Credit)

The Blame Game

China!
China, China. Bo-bi-na
Bo-na-na fanna, Fo-fi-na.
Fee fi mo-mi-na, — China!

’Bama!
Bama, Bama. bo-ba-ma
Bo-na-na fanna, fo-fa-ma
Fee fi mo-ma-ma — ’Bama!

Come on ev’rybody, for POTUS blame is the game
He claims the credit for the good, if it’s bad it’s not the same
Said Corona was a hoax
It’s Fake News it will abate
Then his “C” with a “D” and a “C” said “You’re late!”
And then he says “O” add a “B” then he says the name
It’s “O-Ba-ma Kenya”, the mofo
And then he mumbles “F Hussain”, it’s an “F” very plain
Then “fee fi” and a “mo”
And then he adds the name Michelle, needs an “M” this time
Proves there’s not someone he hates that he can’t rhyme

Biden!
Biden, Biden bo-bi-den
Bo-na-na, fanna fo-fi-den
Fee fi mo-mi-den — Biden!

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Harper Thorpe
No Crime in Rhymin’

Engaged citizen, poet, musician, humorist, family man. I value irreverence, soulfulness, and a big heart. Offering insight, introspection, shock & aw shucks!