The Buzzer
That Challenges my Superiority Lives in My Garden
Its buzzing comes and goes
But never really slows.
It launches at my nose
As if I smell of rose.
It strikes from every side;
My hands with cheeks collide.
I wave my hands in vain —
The empty space I rein.
The wicked buzzer tho
Would duck my mighty blow
And with increasing zeal
It soaks in my appeal.
It hovers at my ear;
Then checks my dark red beer;
Next, freezes on my bun
And goes for a shameless run
When my annoyed left finger
Above its wings still linger.
It’s gone —
Move on!
It’s back —
I thwack.
The game’s not over yet —
My wrath, it hasn’t met.
I grab the magic spray —
Let’s see who’s now the prey.
I sweet repellent squirt
Onto my summer shirt;
Onto my linen skirt;
Onto my…