The Paper Crisis of 2020
Roll Out The Madness
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1 min readMar 16, 2020
In these times of panic buying
Don’t let fear leave you crying
Avoid crisis profiteering
And grocery store shelf clearing
Who would have thought a bucket goal
Would be to find another roll
Of that special kind of paper
Used as a doo-doo scraper
We need to have a backup plan
For sitting on the can
Perhaps a newspaper stack
Or possibly a wet/dry vac
Maybe an all-liquid diet
I just may have to try it
I tried to write something magic
To make this all less tragic
But I got writer’s block
Then I could hear animals talk
Perhaps it was magic after all
Or maybe too much alcohol
But I heard a little bunny
Say, “Those humans sure are funny.”
Continuing the NCiR theme:
