The Worst Bad Hair Day Ever
And you thought you had problems
Bad hair can mean a lot of things
To lots of different folks,
A terrible perm or windblown look,
The butt of many jokes.
Bad hair can make you wear a hat
Until you grow it out.
Bad hair can make you call in sick
Then stay in bed and pout.
Bad hair can be a cowlick
Or a rattail or a buzz,
Bad hair can be a bald spot
Covered with a thin, sparse fuzz.
Bad hair can make you cringe and cry,
But look at it this way —
You aren’t the man who hid his drugs
Beneath a bad toupee.