TrumPooning Tunes

Trump Proposes Lysol Speedball

Please Be Best And Don’t Ingest

Artwork © Nancy Ohanian — Used With Permission

Sung to Adele’s “Skyfall” (Click YouTube below to Play it — Sing it!)

First chloroquine
Pushed those pills on dying men
“What’s to lose, it’s the end.
You’ll prolly die … or mend?”

This low intellect
Heard dis ’n dat, dis ’n fect
He said, “ Birx, let’s inject.”
While she’s stunned, he’s unchecked

Drink some Lysol
Colon grumbles
It‘s a fireball
If your bowels can’t weather

Spray some Lysol
Base buys bundles
Virus cure-all
Guess they’ll die together
On Lysol
Aerosol

Lysol cleans your sweethearts
Their kissers first, then private parts
Claims dis infectant’s off the charts
Forty-five’s his IQ, Dr. No nothing
Science waits til he departs