Useful Advice?

Image by Robin Higgins from Pixabay

Am gullible
so tell me, please
what you would do
when faced with these:

A nervous cat?
The neighbors’ pet?
This broken hat?
Socks that are wet?

A horrid poem?
Diarrhea?
Do you know him?
North Korea?

Simple patterns?
Fluctuations?
All these sticky
situations!