Humor
Wendy’s Fantastic A to Z
An alternative alphabet
A is for abominable snowmen with cankles
B is for beauties with bells on their ankles
C is for cyclops caught in a crate
D is for dastardly devils we date
E is for elegant elves who eavesdrop
F is for fickle fine fairies and fops
G is for glamorous girls gowned in gold
H is for handsome hot hands that we hold
I is for imps sketched in indigo inks
J is for jolly jokes japes and high-jinks
K is for kittens with kites at karate,
L is for ladies lost lounging with latté
M is for mutants mad mean and moody
N is for nine naked nuns in the nudey
O is for opulent ogres in ochres
P is for perfect princesses with pokers
Q is for queens with quilts made of quails
R is for rattlesnakes wrapped around rails
S is for slimy slugs slaughtered and slain
T is for trolleys tied tight to a train
