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Rewriting Classics (in Rhymes)
Rewriting Classics (in Rhymes)
All in fun
Speaking Fiction To Power
Apr 15
BODVERSATIONS
BODVERSATIONS
There is more to ‘body language’ than anyone suspected.
Mary Holden
Apr 14
No MOre Tygos
No MOre Tygos
Surjury Sucesss — cant no longer blame sticky keybord
Harper Thorpe
Apr 12
Plant My Garden
Plant My Garden
a verse translation, for the Day of Hungarian Poetry, April 11
Joe Váradi
Apr 10
Ticket to Split
Ticket to Split
A poem about the time some asshole took all my stuff
Vic Spandrio
Apr 9
Stars On My Plate
Stars On My Plate
Stars in the paper are driving gossip Meghan Markle drives our ire up
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Apr 9
The Waves of Woe
The Waves of Woe
‘Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.’
Stacey B
Apr 8
Tortoise
Tortoise
A Poem
Lise Colas
Apr 2
Hey — Look at Me
Hey — Look at Me
I got my AZ on!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Apr 1
Calling All Coulrophiles!
Calling All Coulrophiles!
No Crime in Rhymin’ Feb — March 2021
Joe Váradi
Mar 28
Carketing 101
Carketing 101
Know your audience, know your product, don’t mince words!
Harper Thorpe
Mar 27
Disgruntled
Disgruntled
and I don’t blame her
Laura Sheridan
Mar 27
choredom.
choredom.
sonnet. “embarking on my weekly shopping trip”
Alex Guenther
Mar 26
The Ballad of Danny Wise
The Ballad of Danny Wise
(whose wife did suck out both his eyes)
Laura Sheridan
Mar 24
Lost in a Rhyming Desert
Lost in a Rhyming Desert
And I think it’s a crime!
Speaking Fiction To Power
Mar 24
confection eruption
confection eruption
or, the pop-tart pustule
Alex Guenther
Mar 21
My Soul Flickers
My Soul Flickers
Some days, I shine on and on, Then I flicker, my ambience is gone
Mabel Osejindu
Mar 21
Self-Portrait as a Whale
Self-Portrait as a Whale
A garden to a graveyard
Rose Bryant
Mar 20
Water Wall of the Waterfall
Water Wall of the Waterfall
a shower poem
Anna L. Shtorm
Mar 20
Over it
Over it
A free verse poem
Amy Knight
Mar 20
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