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Two Girls, Ankles to Knees
Two Girls, Ankles to Knees
a 1930s verse translation
Joe Váradi
May 14
That Time Our Nation Took A Dump
That Time Our Nation Took A Dump
“Is this just the flu? Because people die of the flu.”
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
May 12
Romeo and Juliet Revisited
Romeo and Juliet Revisited
Be Careful What Thou Wisheth For (a double sonnet)
Craig Richards
May 12
Sonnet to Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Sonnet to Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Smear oleo on Wonder bread snow white, place sliced and processed sun-colored cheese, press betwixt slices, frizzle ’til done right, golden…
sappgregg
May 7
Camisado
Camisado
The Unseen Enemy
Craig Richards
May 6
Foul Ball!
Foul Ball!
Cricket can be a dangerous game
Craig Richards
May 1
My Grandmother
My Grandmother
a verse translation
Joe Váradi
Apr 30
A “Brief” Encounter
A “Brief” Encounter
An old shaggy dog story put into verse
Craig Richards
Apr 29
Pedro the Pirate
Pedro the Pirate
featuring annoyingly abundant alliteration
Craig Richards
Apr 27
A Poem, a Verse, a Rhyme: Tribute to a Wordsmith
A Poem, a Verse, a Rhyme: Tribute to a Wordsmith
One hundred and seventy long years ago, a momentous occasion transpired. “What kind of event could cause such a fuss?”
Craig Richards
Apr 24
Sonnet to Lawn Sculptures
Sonnet to Lawn Sculptures
See custom suburban ecosystems of verdant front yards with uniform lawns, amid mulched and landscaped gardens — listen: sculpted idols…
sappgregg
Apr 22
In My Day
In My Day
I don’t have time for subtitles, dangit!
Rob Dods
Apr 22
Pigeon-Poo Poem
Pigeon-Poo Poem
My car is not a toilet! Not for pigeons anyway…
Adam Robinson
Apr 17
Gas Lit
Gas Lit
A poem about the true cost of oil and gas
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Apr 15
A Skyline of Giraffes
A Skyline of Giraffes
a musing on collective nouns in iambic tetrameter
Joe Váradi
Apr 13
Sonnet to a Flat Tire
Sonnet to a Flat Tire
Progress toward home rides on air compressed in an inflated and vulcanized sphere, rolling wheels on asphalt in urgent quest, past abrasive…
sappgregg
Apr 11
On Anti Woke-ness Campaigns
On Anti Woke-ness Campaigns
A Bi-partisan lullaby bi- bye, bye, for lawmakers and voters
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Apr 10
Sonnet to the Belly Button
Sonnet to the Belly Button
Oh umbilical, placental tether, in utero conduit of fresh cord blood linking fetus and mother together to feed the symbiotic infant bud…
sappgregg
Apr 4
Did Ogden Nash, “Father Of Light Verse”, Ever Tell Dad Jokes?
Did Ogden Nash, “Father Of Light Verse”, Ever Tell Dad Jokes?
If he did, they might have gone something like this:
Speaking Fiction To Power
Mar 31
About That Will Smith /Chris Rock Slap
About That Will Smith /Chris Rock Slap
The Christyl Rivers take on the slap heard round the world
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Mar 29
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