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The Monster Reigns
The Monster Reigns
All the heroic men and women have gone
Bob Metivier - poet, singer/songwriter, composer
Feb 7
Sonnet to Kitchen Workers
Sonnet to Kitchen Workers
After feasting, oligarchs lull burping. Glutted highborn bloods lounge belching vowels, among gorged robber barons drool-slurping…
Gregg Sapp
Feb 1
Delta Smelt, Oh What Cruelty You Have Felt
Delta Smelt, Oh What Cruelty You Have Felt
The endangered, tiny Delta Smelt of California is the newest scapegoat to be threatened with administration extermination
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jan 28
What Are the Odds
What Are the Odds
she’s interested…
A. Gee
Jan 25
My Country Tis Of Thee
My Country Tis Of Thee
My Country tis of thee, sweet land oligarchy?
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jan 25
The Towers of Babylon
The Towers of Babylon
Where we sat down…
A. Gee
Jan 15
Sonnet to Friction
Sonnet to Friction
Massage, an action of benign intent, soothes and cleanses through tenderest caress. When touch surrenders its tacit consent, amassed…
Gregg Sapp
Jan 12
Heed the Call
Heed the Call
The launch of a thousand ships
A. Gee
Jan 7
Lóci’s revolt
Lóci’s revolt
a verse translation of a poem by Lőrinc Szabó
Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
Jan 4
Yet They Try
Yet They Try
Don’t they…
A. Gee
Dec 24, 2024
New Jack City
New Jack City
It’s a gig…
A. Gee
Dec 20, 2024
I Limerick When I Feel Like A Motherless Child —
I Limerick When I Feel Like A Motherless Child —
Who Dropped A Stitch in A Knitted Sweater
Sam David Parker🌸
Dec 15, 2024
The Ballad of the Old Bachelor
The Ballad of the Old Bachelor
Songs as old as time…
A. Gee
Dec 14, 2024
Expressed in Limericks: Happy Thoughts About Education
Expressed in Limericks: Happy Thoughts About Education
As We Grow Wiser and Unlock Our Potential
Sam David Parker🌸
Dec 12, 2024
’Twas the Night Before Christmas — a Bob the Mouse Ditty
’Twas the Night Before Christmas — a Bob the Mouse Ditty
Including rhyme narrated on video
Susan Alison
Dec 10, 2024
Shy Public Speaker
Shy Public Speaker
I’d prefer your divided attention
Nathan Vogel
Dec 7, 2024
The Goldfish
The Goldfish
Careful what you wish for…
A. Gee
Dec 5, 2024
Ever stuck out?
Ever stuck out?
Ever stuck out like a wart on some skin, like a stain on a white table cloth, like a dirty patch on a glossy napkin, or in a town be a…
My Feathered Pen
Dec 2, 2024
The Great Thermostat War of 2024
The Great Thermostat War of 2024
Marriage Hits Freezing Point as Wife’s Blanket Empire Declares Independence
Jake Murphy
Nov 26, 2024
Travelers’ Trials
Travelers’ Trials
Bonus points for standing still
John Gobins
Nov 24, 2024
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