A trip in the GSBElevator

By Maya Bretzius and John Ettinger

GSBElevator, our community’s Slack channel for overheard quotables, offers unprecedented access to the inner psyches of GSB’s best and brightest.

We took a trip back through the annals to see what the class of 2019 had on their minds. Results, like your typical Vegas FOAM* outfit, were revealing.

Most quotes were centered on what truly mattered most to us: finding a good DFMO partner. Things started out optimistically in our MBA1 year:

But by MBA2 year, hope had given way to despair:

Perhaps we aren’t blameless. It’s possible we are difficult to date:

But it’s fine, whatever. We have bigger priorities:

We’re also philanthropists, thinking hard about what we might endow once we’ve fixed that Highland fountain:

On the topic of transportation, we embrace all forms of “getting around”:

Oh, and we have an inexplicable fascination with birds:

In sum:

*Vegas FOAM = annual school-wide Tuesday-night pilgrimage to Las Vegas