New research shows that wearing a mask is “guaranteed to trigger the libs”

In an explosive new leak from the White House, it’s being reported that a research study done by Gallup is set to be released with evidence suggesting that those who wear face masks to protect themselves, and prevent the spread of COVID-19, have a 99% chance of “triggering the libs.”

New analysis of the data not only supports these conclusions, but researchers at MIT have found that those who strictly adhere to social distancing and repeated mask use were shown to have a 100% chance of “owning the libs.”

So, there you have it. Science.




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