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A Fascinating Variety of Fake Facts, Brought to You by Medium Writers

2 min readMar 27, 2025

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Fact: this is the author when he was younger (wiki commons)
  • Mars is currently 140 million miles away, but Elon Musk has a plan to reduce this distance by 10% to 15% before the end of the decade
  • soju is a Korean alcoholic drink used to increase creativity by US students
  • lawyer fees (total fees invoiced) increased by 7% in 2024 because of all the people adding Donald Trump clauses in their wills
  • when you set up a camera to see if your cat is stealing treats while you’re away, your risk of injuries (all types) during sleep increases by 12%
  • eating gooseberries with your partner helps to activate goblin mode during sex
  • people coming from countries with flags that have three colors or less live longer
  • apples and oranges are from the same botanical family
  • if you cook rice for more than twenty minutes, your chances of winning the Powerball lottery increase by 17%
  • changing the tires of your vehicle is forbidden in some countries when the temperature is below 30°F
  • counting in units, people bought more stocks than eggs in 2024 (worldwide)

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