“Do NOT blow me off. Where did you put my glitter nail polish?” Photo by Dušan veverkolog on Unsplash

Blowing the Glitter Vulture

#lookslikemyhistoryprofessor

A Medium staff pick published last week was just too easy of a target for Not the Median Log nonsense.

Even with using only ten rhyming words each for growing, twitter and culture, there are 1,000 possible titles.

Here are 500 of them (with photos):

Towing the Critter Sculpture

Bad Ragartz, September 2024. Author’s photo

#elephantintheroom #whiteelephant #elephantonaflatbed #readingthedaotopassersby #bigcritter

Throwing the Knitter Lulled Her

Photo by rocknwool on Unsplash

#shouldhavewaiteduntilshefinishedtheothersock #nowmyfeetarecold

Showing the Litter Engulf Her

Photo by Ananya Bilimale on Unsplash

Not only did she not make it to the top of K5, she was buried under a pile of trash left by earlier hikers.

#verycolorfultrash #stillburied

One more, ‘cuz 496 is just showing off.

Stowing the Rittermulcher

Author’s photo

#it’snothere #it’sonlysanta’soldsleighs