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Our Trolls need Roofing Work

Our Trolls need Roofing Work

On their finding employment in our Gilded Age of Redundancy
Go to the profile of J. Crispin-Ripley
J. Crispin-Ripley
Apr 5
A good boss wants you to convince them you need a spanking

A good boss wants you to convince them you need a spanking

Not all tension is the bad kind
Go to the profile of Juniper Less
Juniper Less
Apr 2
A Fascinating Variety of Fake Facts, Brought to You by Medium Writers

A Fascinating Variety of Fake Facts, Brought to You by Medium Writers

It’s incredible how much people are willing to lie for clout and money
Go to the profile of Smillew Rahcuef
Smillew Rahcuef
Mar 27
Why leg prices are rising, or: how pirates respond to scarcity

Why leg prices are rising, or: how pirates respond to scarcity

Pirates make their own problems… and solve them. Mostly.
Go to the profile of 🦋 Marie A. Rebelle
🦋 Marie A. Rebelle
Mar 14
Making Your Stories Even Less Visible

Making Your Stories Even Less Visible

It’s been a long-term goal of mine to erase the competition.
Go to the profile of Smillew Rahcuef
Smillew Rahcuef
Feb 26
As a Nude Manager, I Thought Everything Was an Insurgency

As a Nude Manager, I Thought Everything Was an Insurgency

The dark side of radical transparency in the workplace
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Marsha Adams
Feb 3
No, Girl Scout bookies are not okay to cheat

No, Girl Scout bookies are not okay to cheat

Never gamble with a Girl Scout
Go to the profile of Marsha Adams
Marsha Adams
Feb 20
How teens became victims of their own success

How teens became victims of their own success

Teens were born. Invented, if you like.
Go to the profile of May More
May More
Mar 1
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