Not the Median Log

A home for the muse of the misread

Philip Ogley in Not the Median Log

Jul 12

Staff Picked (Sort of)

Medium Versus Alien: Six Reasons Writers Pick Predator

3 responses

Marsha Adams in Not the Median Log

Jul 10

The reverse face of a US dime. It bears the phrases “United States of America,” “One dime,” and “E pluribus unum.” It also shows two branches and a torch, arranged vertically. The stems of the branches, and the handle of the torch, pass through the phrase “E pluribus unum,” making it appear as “Eplu rib usu num.”

The Importance of Defacing Dimes

Protect free speech

5 responses

Clark Pascoe in Not the Median Log

Jul 9

Fancy man entering elevator while an escalator is under construction

Why Escalators Of Course Don’t Work

And I will never take the elevator!

3 responses

J. Crispin-Ripley in Not the Median Log

Jul 7

A mime to lambaste, ©none, AI generated in Draw Things (Mac app) by the author

PROMPT RESPONSE | OPINIONATED RANT | KICK-ASS KICKER | SATIRE

The Importance of Lambasting Mimes

1 response

Philip Ogley in Not the Median Log

Jun 21

Not a Medium Staff Pick

Conversation at The Connecticut Farm

It’s all about baling

8 responses

Ann James in Not the Median Log

Jun 21

I Defeated My Neighbor’s Crane

He Is an Instagram Star and the Crowds Coming By Were Just Too Much

28 responses

🦋 Marie A. Rebelle in Not the Median Log

Jun 16

Image shows a bedroom where a man with a green coat, black hat, glasses and a mouth masks seems to stand in the bed and look at a bedbug.

Confessions of a Bedbug Inspector

What begins as a harmless hustle becomes a lifetime of scratching at…

16 responses

J. Crispin-Ripley in Not the Median Log

Jun 7

Debbie and the dragon, ©none, image AI generated in Draw Things (Mac app)

WHIMSY | FANTASY | HISTORY REVISITED

How to — Finally — Change Your Flame

3 responses

Clark Pascoe in Not the Median Log

May 28

The Tyranny of Thirsty

A historical analysis of a tool of war

2 responses

Juniper Less in Not the Median Log

May 27

Confessions of a Sweatpants Sloucher

I tried on my favourite jeans last night, just for fun. They got…

12 responses

About

Not the Median Log

A place for nonsense inspired by misreading the titles of stories from the Medium Blog, Medium Newsletter, and Staff Pick section

More information

Followers