The Art of Conditioning for Dog Shampoo Commercials. The Third Time Is Not Going to Happen.

Ziggy viewing a dog shampoo commercial and photo booming Lucy. Author’s photo

Z: “Hah, I can do better than that drop-kick dog with my naturally shiny fur.”

Playground at the park in Lucy’s hit: https://medium.com/pitfall/we-should-not-have-left-the-park-today-3c86d84cf812

L: “Do it, Ziggy. Before mum runs out of money for our cookies. Being a fitness instructor at the children’s playground is paying about as good as Medium.coma in January 2025.”

Z: Scheiße!! Can’t let that happen!! Where do I sign up?

Lucy waiting for me to be done with the computer so she can sign up Ziggy for commercials. Author’s photo

L: “Why does she waste so much time on Medium.coma?”

Z: “What are you waiting for?”

L: “To sign you up for the conditioning commercial, you already forgot? . . . You need to submit three photos.”

Ziggy playing with Santa Dog toy.