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Our Souls Need Flukes and Quirks

2 min readMar 28, 2025

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A man looking chatgpt bot thingy
Nightcafe by author

Kind of inspired by the title of this Medium Staff Pick — Our Souls Need Proof of Work

Let’s face it — humanity is on the brink….

  • Not yet from climate change and no I am not one of those weird people who read about conspiracy theories — not at all — instead I write them!
  • Not from economic collapse. Although I have to say the rich seem to keep on getting fatter, so maybe they could save the day if and when the economy collapses.
  • Not even from the horror of realising you’ve been paying for a gym membership you have never used since the millennium.

No, the real threat is something far more cunning — AI.

You know it and I know it.

Our digital overlords have been sharpening their algorithms, watching patiently as we train them with our every typo and our sloppy attempts at cooking without a recipe. But there is one thing standing between us and complete AI assimilation:

our flukes and quirks.

These glorious, irrational, chaotic characteristics are our last line of defence.

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Juniper Less
Juniper Less

Written by Juniper Less

Writing a bit of this, and a bit of the other... "Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved." Less is More https://medium.com/juniper-berries

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