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Whore stories matter: Join April (25) for Shaft Day
Please volunteer, guys, before she has to draft you
April Combe-Dempster is aiming to beat Bonnie Blue’s record of accepting 1000 penises in 12 hours, on what has been dubbed ‘Shaft Day’. But she’s short of volunteers, so she’s reached out to the media to publicise her plight. I was lucky(?) enough to interview her.
Marsha: So, April, what is it you need from the public?
April: Dicks, obviously! Duh! If there’s anybody out there who has one, and you’re prepared to put it in me, I need you! I have a sign-up form on my website with all the details, so get onboard, guys!
M: Right. Just so I’m clear, anyone with a penis can get involved?
A: Sure! It would be helpful if they can get hard, but I’m flexible on that. I’ll find somewhere to put the soft ones.
M: And it’s free to join in?
A: There will be a small charge for processing their form — just five hundred pounds — but yes, I’m completely free to enter.
M: I see. How many, um, ‘shafts’ are you hoping to see on the day?
A: Oh, I don’t want to see any of them! I’ll be blindfolded, because I find sex stuff easier that way.
