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    Marsha Adams
    Dec 22, 2024
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    Conversation at The Connecticut Farm

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    Philip Ogley
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    I Defeated My Neighbor’s Crane

    He Is an Instagram Star and the Crowds Coming By Were Just Too Much
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    Ann James
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    Confessions of a Bedbug Inspector

    Confessions of a Bedbug Inspector

    What begins as a harmless hustle becomes a lifetime of scratching at something he can’t explain.
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    How to — Finally — Change Your Flame

    Dragons enjoy creating invigorating infernos, but it’s not all that easy to do.
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    J. Crispin-Ripley
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    The Tyranny of Thirsty

    The Tyranny of Thirsty

    A historical analysis of a tool of war
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    Clark Pascoe
    May 28
    Confessions of a Sweatpants Sloucher

    Confessions of a Sweatpants Sloucher

    I tried on my favourite jeans last night, just for fun. They got as far as mid-thigh before my body refused the offer.
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    Juniper Less
    May 27
    Confessions of a Sweetshop Inspector

    Confessions of a Sweetshop Inspector

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    Marsha Adams
    May 25
    What’s the ideal article length?

    What’s the ideal article length?

    an example
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    Smillew Rahcuef
    May 17
    I Worked for Your Mom. Here Is What She Was Really Like

    I Worked for Your Mom. Here Is What She Was Really Like

    Do we ever know someone?
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    Smillew Rahcuef
    May 16
    What If Weed Isn’t the Answer to Feel Better to Live Better?

    What If Weed Isn’t the Answer to Feel Better to Live Better?

    Why chasing dope can backfire — and what might work instead
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    Juniper Less
    May 9
    How to start a super consistent, no-mess fart habit

    How to start a super consistent, no-mess fart habit

    Spoiler: it’s not beans
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    Marsha Adams
    May 8
    I work for dope, Francis.

    I work for dope, Francis.

    Here’s what that’s really like.
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    Marsha Adams
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