My Country is SARCASTICALLY awesome
Unless your mother didn’t get you tested and you didn’t turn up as insane in the report you will understand this blog to the fullest!
Many countries all around the world are famous and are awesome in their own way, America is authoritatively awesome, China is fearfully awesome and India is always known to be culturally awesome. This blog will give you a different perspective through which you will visualize India hereafter and see how sarcastically awesome India is :D
The President of India — Shri Pranab Mukherjee
People of my country affectionately call him as Pranab-da, one of the best finance ministries of the country, an able administration, the man of many faces and even was once a Prime Minister prospect. Now he is the President of the largest Democratic in the world though its a rubber stamp post he is oozing of awesomeness even now. When Presidents around the world get married to hot chicks half their age, attending charity dinners and watching Superbowl, here is our President opening the Mughal gardens in Rashtrapathi bhavan for the public view in the most coolest way possible ;)
Yo Man My President is a SWAG and he can freestyle like a PRO even when his party’ seat share in the Delhi assembly is ZERO…. Yo Yo Pranab Da on the Floor
The Prime Minister of India — Shri Narendra Damordas Modi
Was once a chai wala, now he is wearing customized suits with his name printed on it while meeting the most powerful President in the world, that is some real jack ass stuff from anyone i would say. Has a major in political science but talks about rocket science and has enable the country launch a satellite with the lowest cost possible. Takes selfie after voting in the most important election of his lifetime, tweets to Superstar Rajinikanth in tamil for his b’day and tweets to individual players before world cup.
He can easily spot the camera and pose for it even while attending an important SAARC meeting, he can click pictures like a pro with a DSLR when on an official trip to a neighboring country.
Finally he can even get the Wolverine aka Hugh Jackham to introduce him to a full capacity crowd in the US and can even go to the extent of stunning the entire world by quoting this “May the force be with you” :D
Well Played Modi Saab, Well Played!
AAP ka CM — Mr Arvind Kejirwal
The man of the hour, people’s CM. The second man who has a broomstick in his hand to be loved by millions of people next only to Harry potter.
AK was able to crack the toughest competitive exam in the country and graduated from one of the best technical institute in the country but now resorts to dharna and protests if he needs anything to be done. He behaved like an engineering student asking his college management for an educational tour. He also proved what will happen if an engineering student takes the retest very seriously(twice the number of seats than he got during the first time).
Portrays himself as a common man, behaves like an aam aadmi,talks to vendors while he goes for the morning walk and says no to Z grade security does all this which is very unlikely for a CM of a state and suddenly appears in a satire comedy show which is the parody of the one of the most watched news show in the country and says “maa kaasam” to prove that he hates corruption which is also unlikely for any politician from any part of the world.
The thing that makes him the coolest CM of the country is this poster after his victory in Delhi elections…. The Muffler Man RETURNS!!!
Lets now go down and look at what the people from south are upto :P
Sachin has retired from all forms of cricket, Sangakara,Jayawardene,Kallis and Hussey have all announced retirement and even Dhoni has annoucned retirement from test cricket but one guy is still going strong and going all guns blazing even at this age… he never gets old and is forever young..
Look at him smile, looks at the shining light in his eyes and even though he is rolling to places in a wheel chair his oratory skills are still like a wine that just gets better day after day…
And the biggest sarcastic comment from his list of verbal geniuses is this — “Stalin, (his son who is now 61 years old) is the Youth wing leader of my party” ROFLMAO :D :D
Last but not least the biggest sarcastic citizen in this country will be up next…
His entire family accused Dhoni when he got arrested in match fixing scandal which is the lamest and stupidest accusation anyone has ever come up with in this country. What was Dhoni’s role in this guy getting money and throwing a game away. But now he is addressing Dhoni as his bhai. Sreesanth has earned my respect so much that hereafter i am gonna call him as Rahul Gandhi of cricket ;)
Dear Sheldon Cooper please don’t read this blog…..
