Apparently, not having kids makes me a horrible person…
(Almost every time someone starts talking about their kids this conversation happens.)
Random Person: Do you have any kids?
RP: Ah, one day you will…
RP: Just give it time, you will change your mind.
Me: Yeah, I can’t have kids. Soooo… I don’t see that happening.
RP: (With a look of sadness) Oh, I’m sooo sorry to hear that.
Me: Its okay. I got fixed. (usually making a cutting scissors motion with my hand)
RP: (Now with a look somewhere between Disgust & Anger) Why would you do that!?!
Me: Well, because I’m kind of a selfish person and I can barely take care of myself.
RP: (Blank look with a bit of disbelief)
Me: On top of that the world is a pretty fucked up place.
RP: I can’t believe you did that, without having one.
(Usually the conversation trails off from there)