How To Send A Dick Pic…

Well from all the pissed off women I see on Snapchat and Instagram obviously you already know how to send a Dick Pic… So maybe this should be titled:

How To Properly Take / Use A Dick Pic…

*Disclaimer — Sending Dick Pics to women unsolicited will probably not result in anything but shame and ridicule. BUT, feel free to keep reading if you want tips when sending pics to “Friends” or you think you know better and like being blocked, etc..*

Taking The Pic –

• Grooming — No one wants a pic of your redwood covered in undergrowth. You don’t have to cut down the whole forest, just make sure you give yourself a haircut.
• Be Ready — Make sure you are at full salute before you take that pic. A deflated balloon never impressed anyone.
• Be Aware Of Your Surrounds — No matter how nice your “subject” looks, if you have a toilet in the background or your stomach is covering up part of your aerial shot. You will probably get back a LOL instead of a U up? text.

*Basically you wanna make sure you are putting your best foot (or inches) forward*

Using The Pic –

• Wait For The Ask — If she wants to see it, she will let you know. She may not ask out right, but she will let you know. The last thing you want her thinking is you are some creepy prev.
• Dicks For Tits — If you have seen, touched or if she has sent you a pic. Send her a pic and see what happens.
• Pay attention to her schedule — You wanna make sure that she isn't going to be *cock shocked* because she opened up your pic while surrounded by other, or opened by someone using her phone.

*In Closing your Honor, Y’all need to quit using your dick like a business card or a handshake*