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I Lost My Tech Job but Doubled My Income by Setting up My Girlfriend On OnlyFans

4 min readApr 9, 2025

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After I graduated from my finance bro master's degree at Stanford, I moved to Silicon Valley to work as a tech lead engineer for TikTok.

I quickly found a nice girlfriend whose purpose was to date a guy like me so she could pursue her passions of shopping, eating, sleeping, gossiping, and getting attention from Instagram.

Everything was going well until ChatGPT came out and I lost my data lead engineering job at Facebook.

Luckily, I was reading Rich Dad Poor Dad at the time and learned that rich people become rich because they have assets. So I went online and FaceTime with ChatGPT to brainstorm money-making ideas.

We were discussing investing in LA real estate with private loans when he saw my girlfriend getting out of the shower behind me.

“Wow, that’s a pretty girl you have over there.
- Yes, that is my girlfriend, Melany.
- She seems to be your highest asset and likeliest chance to make money.
- ???

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