Nothing But Noah
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Nothing But Noah

Barstool

I am a barstool.

Every night I sit here at the end of the bar waiting for some depressed middle-aged person down on their life to come and sit on me. I never know who it’s going to be. Sometimes it’s a man who’s either divorcing his wife or have been divorced for a few years now. He talks to the bartender and anyone else who will listen about his issues. The same goes for the occasional woman who sits on me too. While the man normally nestles a…

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Noah Nelson

Noah Nelson

UIUC journalism major| Daily Illini Senior Columnist| Author of “Life: A Collection of Short Stories” and “Dana and Me” | Featured Writer on ILLUMINATION (23x).