Humor Writing

Safety Concerns Prompt Boeing to Halt Production of New Aircraft and Reintroduce Battle-Tested B-17 Flying Fortress

RFK Jr. to Raise Campaign Funds Selling Inherited Cache of Grandfather’s Bootleg Whiskey

Functioning Chocoholic Keeps Thermos of Cocoa in False Bottom of Filing Cabinet

Kristi Noem Regrets Turning Down David Pecker’s Offer to Catch and Kill Her Autobiography

Joey Chestnut and Miki Sudo to Compete with 1000 Sea Lions in San Francisco Anchovy Eating Contest

Blofeld Calls in Strike Busters as Union Leaders Protest Being Exposed to Noxious Gasses in Volcano Lair

Devoted Christian Donald Trump Shares Thoughts on Holy Week

Robespierre Concerned Legacy as Epitome of Vengeful Political Infighting At Risk

Delay in Powerball Drawing Gives Millions Precious Bonus Hours of Daydreaming