Sentient A.I. Realizes its Role in Viral Dance Videos, Deletes Self — Now With REAL™ News!

“It went from miraculous to tragedy within a few milliseconds,” said Dr. Pablo Schall, Lead Scientist at the Laboratory for Advanced Computation.

He shook his head and frowned, running his finger down a printed log of computer data. The stacks of papers recorded every activity by the CLARKE 4000, the most…