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Tommy’s 20 New Year’s Resolutions for 2020

by Tommy Paley

So, it’s that time of year again.

You know the time — the one where we feel bloated and exhausted and pressured to work on becoming better versions of ourselves.

The time where we are strongly encouraged to put out these resolutions to the world so that everyone can have a grand ol’ laugh and silly ol’ Tommy who…



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Tommy Paley

I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.