A Love Letter To My Wife

On her birthday

Photo by Emmanuel Phaeton on Unsplash

Dear Wife*

(*Reader this might give the illusion that I (a) have either momentarily forgotten her name; (b) never knew her name, like when you go to a party and someone introduces themselves and you instantly forget or let too much time lapse and are embarrassed to admit your mind is like a sieve; or (c) she is expert in hypnosis and is just having fun with my brain…