Now You Has Jazz
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Now You Has Jazz


something short and silly

I like to lay in the yard covered with damp leaves. It reminds me of my youth and, to a lesser degree, my career trajectory.

I always carry my trusty vat of wax with me mostly to justify the expenditure to my anti-vat-of-wax spending wife.

I dressed up as a tennis ball from May through September of 2004. My parents said it was a cry for “something…maybe help…we…



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Tommy Paley

I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.